She's a lady, whoah whoah whoah

So i took my own advice on the preening front, but it wasn't for just a lazy stroll down the street quite the opposite really. The state hair comps were on in Hobart yesterday and i got kitted up for Launceston Hair Salon Bliss, i got my 50s house wife on and shimmied my way down the catwalk with my ol mates Eddie from the 60s and Farrah from the 70s a fantastic day and our hairdresser Hayley received runner up. I had quite the time getting into character and I'll you give you the tip if you need to act more like a lady and less like a ladette.... start dressing like one because it does wonders for the figure, you'll find it very hard to slouch in a corset. I was given a funny glance when i requested a straw with my glass of bubbles, but honey with these lips? i can't risk a lip bleed!

Dita Von Teese....Me please

Dita Von Fabulous, the epitome of preening to perfection. The flawlessly finished face, the airbrushed alabaster skin, the immaculate hair and the VA VA VOOM figure! But how does she do it?? in an age where shaggy hair, ripped tights and smudged eyeliner is considered the norm, how does Dita have the time and energy to maintain her look? Apparently she has said that it isn't that hard at all and once you've got your set perfected you are set for life. We all need a little more poise and glamour in our lives, mean while I'm sitting here typing with messy regrowth styled hair, a bare face and a set of trackies.....note to self, start taking own advice.